Earlier this week, Vanderbilt Athletics released the above marketing pitch for their upcoming football season. In January, two former Vanderbilt football players were convicted of raping an unconscious female student in her dorm room. For such a bright academic institution this is a ridiculously stupid mistake. So clearly, we're going to mock it further. See below for 10 slogans that Vanderbilt considered going with before "We Don't Need Your Permission."
1. We Score Even When You're Asleep!
2. Title IX Ain't Got Nothing on Us
3. Our Players are All In
4. No More Extra Points, We Always Go for 2!
5. Anchor Go Down
6. We're Finally Acting Like an SEC School!
7. Vanderbilt football: At least our police record is better than Florida's
8. Don't Sleep on the Dores
9. No Means We Go
10. James Franklin we love and miss you please come back..seriously we might fall into the bottom of the SEC again we'll pay you so much money, we're desperate!
Hope you enjoyed this, keep your eyes on balls!
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